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2002-06-28 @ 5:16 p.m.
i just stole a whole bunch of makeup and a hoodie from walmart. i do it with such ease. I think i'm a natural born shoplifter.
I'll tell you my tricks. first you have to nonchalantly look over the makeup, seem interested, and jsut walk around with it for awhile, like you plan to buy it. after a bit, jsut go over to the clothing section and put the makeup in hte pockets of pants - do this discreetly mind you. then you take th clothes in the drssing room, and simply remove the barcode, or the wrappings all together and put the makeup in your purse/pocket/fannypack..or whatever. as for the wrappings i usually jksut stuff them in a crevice, or put them back in the pockets of the pants. return the pants to thier location and leave.
to steal the hoodie i just took the tag off and put it on. I also do the same with underwear, i stuff them in pants pockets - and put them on - sometimes 4 at a time and bras too...because i figure, walmart doesn't strip search. you know?
hey i'm sorry if you are aainst this. i am against paying if i can steal. call me deviant.
wuss