assholes
2004-02-03 @ 2:06 p.m.
yesterday was the first day of classes for spring semester. Each time i step into that school I am reminded of all the things that piss me off about people. So lets make a list:
1. people who wear sunglasses or beanies indoors. why? take it off - you do not look cool, or mysterious -you just look like you are trying too hard.
2. I hate extroverts. You know those people that wave at someone from across the hall, and when those people don't notice them, they scream the persons name, and run up behind them. I hate that. Can't you ever just be ignored?
3. I hate when girls are fully makeup'd, with their hair done, and a skirt and a cleavage baring top on - at 10 am, - you may think these girls take pride in their appearance. I think they are insecure.
4. On the other end of the spectrum, I hate the people that purposefully make themselves look amiss. You know the guys with the strategically windswept hair, and fringed hems. It takes a lot to look like you aren't trying. So why not try this - don't try!!!!
5. I hate people that stand around and talk to the faculty, or thier friends for that matter. I don't know why - but it just annoys me. Is anyone really happy to be there? Is anyone really happy to see you.
6. I hate when girls go to the bathroom and pretend like they weren't just going in there to look at themselves in the mirror. I have been witness many a time to a girl that will go stand in the stall for 30 seconds, then come out, and pretend to wash their hands, all the while looking at themselves in the mirror from under their eyebrows. We all know you came in to look in the mirror. Thats what its for.
7. I hate the kids that roll thier eyes at teachers who make corny comments. Corny comments rock. So fuck you. You are just insecure too.
8. I hate the kid in my english class last semester who when asked what he wants to do for a living said "be a porn star". You asshole. you are not funny. and anyone who thought you were is just gay.
9. I hate people who shuffle their feet. WALK
10. Why do so many people pretend not to like shows like THE newlyweds, or some such shit. Come on. Admitting to liking stupid television will not make you unintelligent. Hell - jessica simpson is cute as a button. I won't run out and buy her CD but i may hum her singles from time to time. Do i suck now?
basically i hate everyone. Except you. and my dogs.